1982: Michel Mulders, Henri Overduin and vocals by Arianna Kraak
lyrics;

last night as I drove down town
to have a ball and fool around
at the streets I catch the word
they say a virus is going round

now you read the Sunday papers
watching movies late at night
how come noone told me yet
what’s on everybody’s mind:

there’s a virus going round
the word’s all over town
there’s a virus going round
it’s all they talk about
there’s a virus going round
and it’s going ’round and ’round
there’s a virus going round
spreading over town

out on the street they break the news
you say they’re worried about the way I look
tomorrow is another day
you don’t believe a word I say
there’s a virus going round
it’s going ’round and ’round
there’s a virus going round
spreading over town

here comes the doctor he makes a noise
go tell the ladies go tell the boys
here comes the doctor he looks at you
he says no problem he says you’re through
there’s a virus going ’round
it’s going ’round and ’round
there’s a virus going ’round
jumps from town to town

out on the street they break the news
you say they’re worried about the way I look
tomorrow is another day
you don’t believe a word I say
there’s a virus going round
it’s going ’round and ’round
there’s a virus going round
spreading over town

get me going get me deep
I’d say you fly me
what a treat
it’s a losing battle
so help yourself
chuck it in what a dread wohwoh
when they say those things
when they do those things oh god
it’s a disease..