My Nose
Phhff, I hate dust, hay-fever, smoke, cat-hairs, all the things that made my life miserable today. I wish I didn't have to live with those allergies. Fuck my nose, fuck my eyes, fuck my throat, to hell with these badly designed human organs when they respond to that shit. It costs me so much time, I'm losing whole afternoons, entire mornings, and evenings, just dealing with these motherfuckin' allergies, sneezing and coughing all day. I can't enjoy shit anymore when these things attack me. God motherfuckin' dammit!