Wish Key..


For those who think this sounds familiar; Yes, it was used for the infamous "Nou Dan Bent U Wel Een Grote Klootzak Anders show" opener..

De moeite waard om wat?



"KRAPPE arbeidsmarkt", seriously, are you freaking kidding me?

"En de kinderdagverblijven zijn bang dat de vraag naar opvang drastisch zal afnemen."

Misschien eens overwegen om meer kwaliteit te leveren voor wat je vraagt, beter te concurreren, net als in iedere andere branche waar klandizie bepalend is voor de omzet?

Territorial retards


Sorry, you've so misunderstood the internet.

A better future..

Robots Work, Human Beings Perform

Steve Rambam


Rambam's First Law: "All databases will eventually be used for unintended purposes."

Simple Men

- When the guy comes back here, try to detain him.
- Detain him?
- Yeah.
- How?
- I don't know. Offer him a cup of coffee or something.
- And then what?
- And then, you know... call me. I'll come and arrest him, I guess.
- In the meantime, this french sociopath stabs me and Mike to death. Fuck that, man.
- Oh you want my job?
- No we don't want your job. We just want a little protection.
- Protection?
- Yeah.
- Protection. Certainty. Assurance, security.
- Well... yeah, that too, I guess.
- You want confidence. A pledge... Safety.
Guarantee... promises... expectation... consideration...
Sincerity... selflessness... intimacy... attraction... gentleness...
Understanding... and understanding without words. Dependence without resentment.
Affection... to belong... possession... loss....
- Hey sheriff, is everything okay at home?
- Why do women exist?

by Hal Hartley, from the movie Simple Men

Einstein

A human being is a part of the whole. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings, as something separate from the rest - a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison. (Albert Einstein)

All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man's life, lifting it from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual towards freedom. (Albert Einstein)

After a certain high level of technical skill is achieved, science and art tend to coalesce in esthetics, plasticity, and form. The greatest scientists are artists as well. (Albert Einstein)